An open letter to Deal Extreme

Oh Deal Extreme how I do admire thee. Now because of you, I'm only days away from gadgetry the likes of which I have never seen before.

4$ HDMI cables...

Or 2$ Bluetooth Dongles... 

Then of course there is the 41$ 'The Mask' replica...

A 6$ questionable electronic pore cleanser.  I could go on and on.

Your Engrish name conjures up images of Mangas I'm sure exist but never have been translated...

Deal Extreme, you were the one that sent me my R4 for my Nintendo DS which seemed so long ago.  'Personal back-up copy' was a phase I barely knew. It seemed so dangerous knowing now that it is illegal.

It's for 'homebrew', I'm serious.

I'm not sure how you do it Deal Extreme but everything is sent from China with free shipping.  Yes, free shipping!  If I wanted to bedazzle my cell phone with Domu-Kun you'd be happy to send it to me for 2.89$ no questions asked.

Serious Cell Phone Bling here.

Deal Extreme you also make me a better consumer.  How is this for shopping around: WiFi finder key-chain courtesy of Canadian Tire only 24.99$  Courtesy of Deal Extreme 5 bucks. 

Deal Extreme never leave us.  You are the bringer of fair prices and selection the likes of which can only be seen on the Internets.